There is no peace in the Middle East—and there never will be—due to the stubbornness of both sides in the conflict.

1. “Creation science” is controversial because mainstream scientists hate it.

2. Ethics is the critical study of morality.

3. John built himself a solar house so he could thumb his nose at the power company.

4. Jack is soaking wet because he stood in the rain.

5. When Jill raises her hand, that means she’s going to ask a question that no one can answer.

6. When you experience memory loss, that can only mean one thing: Alzheimer’s disease.

7. I wear this medallion for good luck.